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100 Rules of Barons

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1. Do not talk about Barons.

2. Do NOT talk about Barons.

3. We are Barons.

4. Barons are a bunch of shitheads.

5. Barons do not forgive, Barons do not forget.

6. Barons can be horrible, senseless, trolling faggots.

7. Barons are always capable of delivery.

8. There are no real rules about building (unless you are guest).

9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your permab&.

10. If you enjoy WoM, DON'T.

11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.

12. Build moar — it's never enough.

13. Nothing is Sacred.

14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.

15. The more beautiful and pure a structure is, the more satisfying it is to grief it.

16. Use ALL the blocks!

17. A creeper is fine too.

18. One creeper leads to another.

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.

22. Mayhem sucks today.

23. Penis go where?

24. You will never have sex.

25. ????

26. PROFIT!

27. It needs more tits. No exceptions.

28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.

29. If you divide by 0 you will be permab& by Notch.

30. No real limits of any kind apply here — except for the sky.

31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

33. BUT NO STEERING WHEELS IN MINECRAFT?? FUUUU

34. If it exists, it will be griefed. No exceptions.

35. If it has not been griefed, it will be griefed.

36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.

38. When one creates a flood, one must create shark.

39. There is no furry porn of it on Barons. No exceptions.

40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).

41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.

42. Everything has been griefed and flooded.

43. DISREGARD THAT VINTAGE SUCKS COCKS

44. Barons are not your personal army.

45. Rule 45 is a lie.

46. The cake is a lie.

47. If you create it, they will grief.

48. It will always need moar lava.

49. Barons makes you stupid.

50. Anything can be a building.

51. Longzombie is looooooooooong.

52. If something goes wrong, Super_duper did it.

53. Guests are virgins by default.

54. mpg does not have cat ears.

55. All rules that are above 100 or below 1 do not exist and fake and full of shit.

56. Don't mess with mpg.

57. Sideways02 has never seen so many ingrates.

58. Guests do not create, they grief.

59. The term "banned" does not refer to the group of people playing music.

60. If you say Brad, you w

61. You cannot divide by zero. (Refer to rule 29)

62. Minecraft is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

63. If you do not believe it, then gtfo the server.

64. Not even SpyBuster knows how to shot gun.

65. Yotsu was an hero to us all.

66. This is not The One's, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.

67. One does not simply create Mordor.

68. mpg is bi, so deal w/it.

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

70. Also, chickens.

71. Jellybeans

72. Barons did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da gret's bar?

73. If a superop expresses astonishment at your claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.

74. Fanatical brownies are frowned upon.

75. It is always time for Vintage to take his Zyprexa.

76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND.

77. Bobojob definitely needs to /goto hell.

78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.

79. All maps will be bombarded with dicks. No exceptions.

80. No matter how cute it is, it was probably griefed by your mother last night.

81. That is not dirt.

82. Perry's death is really, really funny.

83. Hydrolysate

84. Rule 87 is true.

85. Yes, it is some chickens.

86. mpg is a girl.

87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-

88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are totally doing it wrong.

89. If you cannot understand it, it is SuperOp code.

90. Barons still owe WoM 1 trillion U.S. dollars.

91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.

92. Disregard the 12 year olds.

93. Zones are for jerks.

94. If someone herd u liek Gardevoir, deny it constantly for the lulz.

95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.

96. ShanKspeare_ is a huge faggot. Please rape his face.

97. Shit sucks and will never be saved.

98. Bricks are required to be shat whenever Barons are surprised.

99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of kicks and ban.

100. Your milestone forum posts will always be ruined with stupid bullshit.


Please note that Rules 1 & 2 only apply during raids